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Joke of the Day
"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."
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"I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt..."
"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador."
"A very old joke: why is the letter r so important? Because without it, our friends would be fiends."
"What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh? Lesbiyinz."
"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."
"There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot."
"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."
"What is the computer's favorite food? Microchips."