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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."

"Ladies, never buy Activia yogurt because the rest of us are in line behind you thinking ""Awww, that poor girl can't shit without yogurt!"""

"Did you hear about the white guy who got pulled over? Me neither."

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."

"Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?"

"What's the difference between a race car and a woman? One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels."

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not."

"What was John Lennon's favorite fruit & place to eat it? A wee olive in a yellow submarine."

"'I Now Pronounce You Man and WiFi'"