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Joke of the Day
"Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!"
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"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."
"That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask"
"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."
"Reporter: How do you feel that your proposal was turned down by Congress? Obama: Well, I've alw-- Biden: [grabs mic] TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?"
"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."
"Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left."
"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"
"Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues."