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Joke of the Day

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

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"I'm currently a recovering alcoholic... But I prefer the term ""hungover."""
"I've wanted to post this forever. This."
"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy"
"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
"Two bats are hanging on the branch... -What was your worst day? -When I had diarrhea."