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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
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"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"
"*CRASH* *THUMP* *SCREAM* *Husband runs into bedroom* H: OHMYGOD ARE YOU OKAY? Me: Yeah. Just taking off my sports bra."
"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad."
"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."
"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"
"The real fight of the century was between, Jamie Foxx and the national anthem"
"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."