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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
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"Friend: just be yourself. Me: Be myself? Be myself?! Some of the most successful people I know aren't myself. That's horrible advice"
"why does a boxer have miscarriages.... ...because she punch backs whenever the baby kicks"
"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"
"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"
"The body is 70% water.. So cool, you're not fat you're just flooded.."
"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"
"I couldn't remember the term ""hazmat suit,"" so I called it a ""science burqa."""
"The way I deal with my drinking problems is every time I want a drink I go to the gym. They have a bar there."
"I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs. I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater."