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Joke of the Day

"I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs. I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater."

"I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first."

"What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler"

"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."

"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"

"Scientists hard at work to find out what the other 98% of 2% milk is: ""Probably not bees,"" says one scientist. ""Dear god what if it's bees?"""

"What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?"

"""How many people here believe in ghosts?"""

"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."

"Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust? Mousechwitz"