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Joke of the Day
"why does a boxer have miscarriages.... ...because she punch backs whenever the baby kicks"
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"The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone..."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."
"Why is Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump? Because a Clinton left a very bad taste in her mouth."
"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"
"Dayum girl are you a dell notebook? Because you set my dick on fire when you stay on my lap."
"Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married."
"With apologies to books, tits are way better."
"A dyslexic walked into the bra"
"Ultimate joke formula Q: What did (x) say to (x)? A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf? ;3 ""F*** you"""