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Joke of the Day
"I hear an important member of Jehovah's Witness died He's knocking on heaven's door"
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"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."
"A thermometer and a syringe walk into a bar... The bartender says ""look at this dude he has so many degrees!"", The syringe comes up and says ""Hah what a loser, at least I'm graduated"""
"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."
"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"
"What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma"
"Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow."
"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."
"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"