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Joke of the Day
"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."
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"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her."
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""
"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""
"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."
"I'm too hip"
"If you say ""I knew you were going to say that"" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings."