26350
Joke of the Day
"Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people"
Next Joke
"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."
"A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. Needless to say, the pig was cured."
"The key to parenting is moderation. For example, if baby wants to play with the cutlery, only give him a few steak knives."
"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."
"Why did 10 die? 10 was in the middle of 9/11"
"As an unemotional person, I never thought pieces of papers would make me cry until I started to pay my bills"
"Who won the first Tour de France? I don't know his name, but I know he was in a German tank."