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"Q: What's the richest kind of air? A: A millionaire."
"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."
"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."
"The waiting list for the WiiU.... Just got shorter in Conneticut"
"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"
"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."
"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."
"The new federal health regulations require every citizen to take a half-hour daily walk. Now at least one part of Obamacare is constitutional."