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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"
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"Dear @Ford what about an f-150 you could drive standing up in the bed like the truck was a boat"
"uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions? Nigel Forage"
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."
"What do you call someone who lurks for child pornography? A Predditer"
"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."
"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"
"What do you call a woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
"How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"