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Joke of the Day
"What's so unfunny that it's funny? An anti-joke."
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"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"Everyone want to change the WORLD, but no one thinks of changing THEMSELVES !!!"
"Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years. Dead... Like all of their friends..."
"Just read a story in a magazine that a woman is claiming she was raped by an alien.. Big Deal!.. So was Lady Gaga's mother"
"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."
"4 different views of a tunnel PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."
"What's the worst part about being a black jew? Sitting at the back of the oven.."
"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."
"All Lives Matter ...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared. Then all lives energy."