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Joke of the Day
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
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"I was in my space ship with my pregnant wife, travelling about .95c, when she suddenly went into labor. Turns out time wasn't the only thing that was dilated."
"On Halloween, how do skeletons call their friends? With their iBone."
"I knew she was the one the moment she said those three words that took my breath away... ""THAT'S GONNA SMELL!"""
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms."
"Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic. I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other."
"The shame of my ancestry weighs heaviest on my soul any time a white person asks if they can get a ""what what""."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."" ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."