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Joke of the Day

"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rM4oj-u3A"

"#Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring"

"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."

"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"

"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C."

"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like...it's working out.I think I'm the one."

"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"

"Pretty certain the only way I'd ever be involved in gardening is if someone murdered me & planted me in their garden."

"Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey? Bill Cosby"