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Joke of the Day
"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"
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"[Insert Funny Name Here] A midget psychic escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."
"I love it when corporations have a sassy ""human"" Twitter presence, like their CEO wouldn't cut your mom's throat for a nickel."
"Technically all panties are edible if you're ambitious enough."
"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"
"What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots"
"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""
"""Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*"
"Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?"
"Did you know David Guetta was French? In fact, I heard, in his hometown, he's also called David BaGuetta! HA^HA^HA^HA^Ha^ha"