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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna covet you. I am gonna covet you so hard. I am gonna covet the holy living shit outta you. C'mere."

"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"Ernie's roommate asks him if he wants to go out for ice cream. Ernie refuses and proposes an alternative, but his roommate does not understand the response: Sherbert!"

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"To all the people saying I have fat fingers... FYVK OFF"

"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."

"are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked"

"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"

"female rappers the only flow female rappers have is their menstruation"