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Joke of the Day

"what did Spock find in the ships lavatory? the captain's log"

"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""

"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."

"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls."