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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling."
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"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
"What does a boat have in common with a ballsack? They both have a lot of seamen"
"I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it. He's such a Contrarian."
"A few simple tips: 1. Don't promise when you're happy. 2. Don't reply when you're angry. 3. Don't decide when you're sad."
"I have yet to see a television Network try to improve their ratings by airing better quality shows."
"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."
"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?"
"I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks."