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Joke of the Day

"Future Headline: ""Trump Caught On Tape Eating Newborn Babies, Hillary Caught Using Friend's Netflix Password Undecideds Still On The Fence"""

"The Mexican magician The Mexican Magician tells the audience she will disappear on the count of three. He says ""uno...dos...*poof*"" he disappeared without a tres."

"I heard a joke on Reddit the other day.. well, I guess I didn't really hear it, more like Reddit."

"When's sex not work? When it's for play."

"Did you know? On average, people are pretty mean."

"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."

"You want to hear a paper pun? It's tearable."

"Closed letter to the mods of r/Jokes... O"

"how do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit"

"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"