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Joke of the Day
"Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift."
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"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."
"If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."
"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"
"You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes"
"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"
"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"
"I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me."
"Be Alert The world needs more lerts."
"A man gets into an argument with his wife... ...and wins."