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Joke of the Day

"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"

"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"

"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"

"Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over."

"Why can't female medical examiners have kids? Because nobody puts baby in a coroner. Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out."

"My girl said she need distance and time Still dont know what she's trying to calculate the velocity of..."

"(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?"

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""

"A lady goes to the emergency room with a vibrator stuck in her cooter. The doctor says, ""That's going to be hard to remove."" She says, ""I don't want it removed. Just change the batteries for me."""