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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"
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"What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians."
"A scottish man walks out of a bar..."
"You know what they say about people with big feet. They have big shoes"
"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."
"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."
"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."
"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."
"I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive."
"My friend told me to let loose and be reckless today so I walked really fast with a bowl full of hot soup."