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Joke of the Day
"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."
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"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday."
"Aching Joints by Arthur Itis"
"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"
"Falafel is a weird name cuz I actually falgreat every time I eat one"
"I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in a cellar."
"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."
"What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Dug"
"So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore"
"What do you mean mom, how could my birth certificate be expired?"