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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."

"Ok What kind of hole do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A paedophile."

"What's the best way to kill a bug? Just bug him to death."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"

"I try to live each day like it's my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?"

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex It backfired... :("

"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"

"How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage."

"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."

"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."