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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."

"I'm not saying Goldilocks was a piece of shit, but she broke into someone's house and just started eating their breakfast."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!"

"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."

"Two condoms walk into a gay bar They look at each other and say ""let's get shit faced!"""

"Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"I met a guy named Richard... I said, ""Can I call you Ritchie or are you gonna be a Dick about it?"""

"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."