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Joke of the Day

"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."

"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."

"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"

"I know the basics of sex... You could say I know the ins and outs."

"Sharks would look awesome with mustaches, but evolution said no. Cause evolution is a dick."

"Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia."

"Three ways to tell if you're dating an Octopus: 1. They give awesome hugs 2. They have no skeleton 3. Every date is at the aquarium"

"What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality"

"You know why I was mad after I had sex with the women I love? Because she woke up"

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."