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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
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"When the aliens land I refuse to be the one who explains why mannequins have no heads/arms/legs but do have noticeably erect nipples."
"#WhyDoPeopleThinkItsOkayTo replace letters in words with numbers....well now i don't feel like reading the math equation you just sent me"
"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""
"I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes."
"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A solid 10, but imaginary"
"What did the bear say after eating the doctor? I feel M.D. inside."
"I was gonna tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"
"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."