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Joke of the Day

"If I win Powerball, I'm having at least six of you killed. Four of you know who you are. I think the other two will be very surprised."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"

"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""

"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"

"I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted."

"Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool."

"My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly."

"Julius Caesar bought a Google GPS and said, 'Youtube, route us'."

"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."