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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending (duh dun dun chh)"

"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool"

"What do you call an Asian pornstar? Wun-Hung-Lo"

"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."

"Have you heard about the new movie, ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet."

"A Roman walks into a bar... ... holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers please!"""

"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."