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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cvs looted by BLM supporters? They took everything but the sunscreen and Father's Day cards."

"How long does a dog's bark last? **Ruff**ly a second."

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"I remember 2016... Just like it was yesterday."

"Why do girls always walk in odd packs? Because they literally can't even."

"Google changed to Alphabet Mostly alpha, not making it to bet-"

"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."

"I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods."

"""Strap On"" backwards is ""No Parts"""

"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."