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Joke of the Day
"My wife...it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore"
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"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"
"[Oreo meeting] What about 'sextuple stuffed' ""That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"" [later googling Sextuple] ""Omg that's genius"""
"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"
"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
"The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS."
"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"
"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest... The boy turns to the man and says ""Its dark, I'm scared."" The man replies with ""You're scared? I have to walk back through here on my own!"""
"Friend : ""I wasn't that drunk!"" Me : ""Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming ""YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"""