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Joke of the Day

"[Oreo meeting] What about 'sextuple stuffed' ""That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"" [later googling Sextuple] ""Omg that's genius"""

"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."

"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."

"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"

"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."

"People say you never see ninjas but I see their girlfriends hanging around mosques all the damn time."

"*holding my crying child* Me: I know, earthquakes are scary. So maybe next time you'll be good and I won't have to make that happen again."

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."

"The guy who fell off the ferris wheel is at the hospital.. He's in fair condition."