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Joke of the Day
"Give a retarded man a fish... And he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree."
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"Octopus! how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? ten tickles!!"
"An axe walks into a forest... An axe walks into a forest and the trees say, ""At least the handle is one of us."""
"Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it."
"I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs."
"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."
"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."
"How do you say ""fuck you"" in Hebrew? Trust me"
"My dog once bit a little boy so I had to put him down... he was going to tell his mom."
"My wife gets scared easily... She's got no balls."