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Joke of the Day

"Give a retarded man a fish... And he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree."

"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"

"Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore"

"Some people are like Slinkies... They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"60th birthday Last year my mother should have been celebrating her 60th birthday, but because of drugs, alcohol and many hard years of addition. we all forgot..."

"So, It's not ok to write ""always best to have a spare incase you break the first one"" on facebook, when someone announces a second pregnancy"

"Just the other day, I asked my mom at what age do children start really listening to their parents but I don't remember what her answer was."

"When you go to buy fire insurance for your house, don't tell them you need it by a certain date."

"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."