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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."
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"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"
"*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*"
"Why do bees hum They don't know the words"
"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."
"Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"
"birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot"
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning? ""fertilized"""