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Joke of the Day

"Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore"

"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"

"I hate that I push myself to do so many squats and lunges only to be forced into walking like a penguin the next day."

"Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle? Only women get a ""SUBMIT"" button."

"Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead."

"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"

"I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. ""It's not unusual""."

"""I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk."" ""Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce."" ""You heard me."""

"(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug"

"What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately."