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Joke of the Day

"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""

"What does the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."

"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."

"Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page. True story."

"what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one? nothing, they have never met!"

"Advice from a 6 year old patient: ""You should wear your stethoscope everywhere...girls will really like you. You look smart"""

"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."

"What do you call a cheap maid uniform? Maid in China."