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Joke of the Day
"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."
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"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."
"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"
"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? 'Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run"
"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."
"A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die. Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, ""You sleigh me."""
"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"
"It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress."
"It's unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention."
"I'm recovering from necrophilia and beastiality... I would tell you about it, but I'd be beating off a dead horse."