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Joke of the Day

"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."

"This is the way Reddit ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pao."

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"

"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""

"What's terrible but never gets improved The bad jokes on this subreddit"

"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."

"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"

"I heard the BEST joke the other day! It was about anti-climaxes."

"Do you have a Tex-Mex emergency? call 9-Juan-Juan"