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Joke of the Day
"You were the hot single in your area the whole time."
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"What do you call a group of undead police officers? Zombie Acopalypse"
"Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100."
"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."
"Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs"
"During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy."
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis I don't put a penis in my mouth every night and cry"
"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."
"Why can't the Americans play chess? Because they're missing two towers."
"isnt it so weird when youre thinking about someone and they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating"