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Joke of the Day
"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""
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"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"
"Elevator jokes are pretty funny They work on so many levels"
"What's your spirit animal? ""An eagle. They're so majestic."" MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave"
"I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen."
"Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway."
"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do."
"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""