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Joke of the Day

"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"""Talk dirty to me!""she begged. ""Alright,"" he said leaning closer, ""Volkswagon diesel!"""

"What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery."

"""The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."""

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"In a perfect world, the phrase ""axe body spray"" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns."

"What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home? Underwear Replenishment"

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"