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Joke of the Day
"I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams"
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"I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie ""Alien"" I think the tagline will be, ""*In space no one can hear you cream*""."
"What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ""Supplies!"""
"*walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT ""My next what? *from the closet ""Oh sorry typo I meant you're."
"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"
"Objects on twitter may appear funnier than they are."
"What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend? When she says she thinks of you like a brother."
"""Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?"" ""Shut up and eat your cornflakes."""
"Who is Donald Trumps favorite Pixar character? WALL-E"
"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""