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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie ""Alien"" I think the tagline will be, ""*In space no one can hear you cream*""."

"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."

"I have no super powers. I'm guessing I'm the villain."

"What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A Roamin' Catholic."

"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."

"Why did the letter D kill all the Jews He's a not C."

"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."

"Can we hold off on finding a cure for cancer for a minute and focus on getting the timing right on automatic faucets in public restrooms?"

"Two fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other ""You man the guns, i'll drive"""

"What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? You cantelope!"