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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"
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"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
"Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience."
"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."
"2 guys walked into a bar.. You'd think the second one would've ducked."
"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."
"Leaving church just now, the priest shakes my hand and says ""Love your neighbor"" I said ""Me too Father, she's got some tits, huh!??"""
"I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. ""Meow."" Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!"