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Joke of the Day

"Leaving church just now, the priest shakes my hand and says ""Love your neighbor"" I said ""Me too Father, she's got some tits, huh!??"""

"What did Hillary Clinton say to the battered black woman? We've both been beaten by a black guy, let's not let it happen again."

"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."

"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."

"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."

"How did the girlfriend satisfy her secretly gay boyfriend? I don't know, I guess she really had him pegged."

"Alan Rickman is dead sorry all the other subreddits were taken"

"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."

"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"

"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."