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Joke of the Day

"I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it"

"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."

"Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry."

"What do you call a vagina with Parkinson's? [oc] Michael J. Box"

"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""

"What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?"

"Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election? Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy."

"A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother. Think about that."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Not my joke, but made me laugh."

"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"