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Joke of the Day
"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"
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"*Relationship status* Me: I'm heading off now. Wife: Yayyy."
"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."
"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones."
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
"Me: I'd like to report a disturbance. Police Dispatcher: Okay, where sir? Me: In the force, I can feel it."
"I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess."
"I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me."