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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Not my joke, but made me laugh."
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"Protip: If a party guest says ""I don't dance"" what he's really telling you is ""make my drinks stronger please""."
"Everything is made from matter... That's why everything matters."
"A young boy goes to his father in Russia The boy asks ""Papa, could I please have 5 rubles"" Papa is surprised and asks ""20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"""
"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"
"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"
"How to make your wife take care while driving? Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age."
"BREAKING NEWS: They just found Hillary's emails. 30 thousand 'penis enlargement' offers."
"I don't mind showing up to work But this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit."