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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Not my joke, but made me laugh."
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"Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn... and I don't believe in bullshit"
"Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable."
"From the list of things you should not be cheap about: pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."
"Someone should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. They'd all be knows as a bunch of PUTAs"
"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"
"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy? ""TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"""