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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up."
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"Let me tell you about the first time I had sex... I was scared, it was dark, and I was alone."
"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."
"Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive."
"I'm getting restraining orders against all the cops so I can do anything I want"
"What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? Candide yams"
"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."
"Man who run behind truck... get exhausted!"
"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."
"See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ? That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand."