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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up."
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"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."
"So I tried using one of those date rape drugs the other night... It turns out its really hard to rape a girl when you're drooling on the floor the room is spinning."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill."
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"What do communists clean first when they do their laundry? Their Linens"
"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."
"It's my wife birthday coming up and she keeps going on about how bad I am at buying presents. Well this year she's in for a rude awakening. I'm buying her a Tourettes alarm clock."
"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"
"Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me."