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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kids, want to buy some candy?"""
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"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."
"Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing."
"I walked into a gas station and asked, ""Can I have a Kit-Kat chunky?"" The lady behind the counter came back with a Kit-Kat Chunky. I said, ""No, I wanted a normal Kit-Kat you fat bitch."""
"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."
"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""
"My wife came home one day... ... to find me doing her sister up the arse. ""How could you do this to me?"" she cried. I responded, ""Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for fresh prints."
"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."
"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."